remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour
instead of sending me nudes, send me photos of you wearing so many layers of clothes that you can’t even move
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.
I want to kiss the person that created ramen noodles
momofuku ando — the creator of ramen
I want to kiss Momofuku Ando
he’s been dead for six years
EVERY TIME I FALL IN LOVE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS
i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.